Excelsior Springs Weekly Horoscopes

It’s a week filled with blooming vibes, brisk walks, and just the right amount of wine. Whether you’re planting seeds, sipping whiskey, or cutting loose at kickboxing, the stars are practically cheering you on from the cosmos. Let’s dive in and see what’s written in your hometown stars!

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Aries (March 21 - April 19)

You’re feeling unstoppable this week, Aries—channel that fire into the Team 5k Running Group at ESCC, where your competitive spirit will be living its best life. Then, punch it out (literally) at the Youth Kickboxing Class at Stride Martial Arts, because why not be the hero in your own Rocky-style training montage? Cool down with some tunes from Frank Rardon at Van Till Winery and toast to being an athletic legend.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

Taurus, you’re all about indulgence and earthy pleasures this week. Savor every bite at the Pennington Winery Four Course Wine Dinner at Willow Spring Mercantile, and then treat your senses to the Easter Bunny Candle Making Class at Solana—yes, it smells as cute as it sounds. Cap off the week at the String of Pearls Plant Gallery Opening downtown, because nothing says “Taurus” like wine, wax, and pretty greenery.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

You’re buzzing more than a hive at the Beekeeping Club Meeting, Gemini. Soak up the buzz at Open Mic Night at The Atlas Saloon, where your storytelling skills will have the crowd clapping, laughing, and wondering if you should be famous. Wrap it all up at the Book Group at the Library, where you’ll leave with a fresh stack of reads and three new friends.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

Homebody vibes are strong this week, Cancer. Snuggle up for Storytime for Toddlers or Families at the Library, where you’ll melt faster than a marshmallow in hot cocoa. Channel your crafty side at the BYOC Crafting Day at Knit Ewe Together, and if your heart’s feeling extra full, share it with the community at the Community Blood Drive at Flack Memorial—you’re the town’s unsung hero this week.

Leo (July 23 - August 22)

Leo, the spotlight is already waiting for you at Wine Down Wednesdays at Three Owls, where your natural flair pairs perfectly with a chilled glass and a dramatic retelling of your day. Then, dazzle the room at Sippin’ Into Springtime downtown—sequins optional, charm required. And yes, you’ll absolutely be the crowd favorite at McTeacher’s Night at McDonald’s, even if you’re just there for fries and fanfare.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

Virgo, you’ve got your calendar color-coded and ready to conquer. Start strong with the Parks and Recreation Meeting—policies? Yes. Structure? Love it. Then geek out (in the best way) at the Recycled Papermaking Class at the Library, where your precision and eco-passion collide. Wind down at the Happy Hour at Watkins Mill, where even you get to put the planner down and pick the pint up.

Libra (September 23 - October 22)

Libra, balance is your thing—but this week, you’re tipping the scale in favor of fun. Mingle and sip at the Holladay Whiskey Lovers Tasting at Warbird Whiskey (it’s practically a love potion), then sway your way into the Double Jointed Acoustic Duo at Fence Stile. Finish your week with Becoming an Engaged Neighbor at the Library—because being fabulous and involved is your vibe.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

Scorpio, your mysterious side loves a hidden gem, and this week’s Wine Cave Tour and Candlelit Tasting at Fence Stile is basically your personal Batcave with merlot. Follow it up with deep reflection at Selah’s Book Studies, where emotional insight becomes your superpower. And don’t skip Casa Di Vite Chess Club—because you’re not just playing the game, you’re playing them.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

Sag, this week has adventure written all over it. Join the Spring Break Speed and Agility Camp at ESCC (yes, you can totally pass for a coach), then swing by Local Living Spotlight: Excelsior Springs with Beacon Realty to plan your next adventure or at least find your new favorite brunch spot. Let loose at Live Music with Kari King at Shamrock Hills—the open road can wait, but the dance floor can’t.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

Cap, this week has big “doer” energy—and that’s all you. Start with Meet the Trainer Night at ESCC, where you’ll analyze routines like a coach and then probably show them up. Then join the Book Studies at Selah for women, where you’ll nod wisely and offer insight like a caffeinated oracle. And don’t forget the Plant and Seed Sale at The Eagles—your spring productivity is about to bloom.

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

Aquarius, you’re leading the revolution this week, or at least the most interesting conversation at the Coffee Brew and View with the Chamber. Your ideas are so good, they’ll echo through the Becoming an Engaged Neighbor workshop like civic poetry. End the week with some unexpected inspiration at the Early Literacy Music and Movement class, because even changemakers need a little tambourine joy sometimes.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

Pisces, this week you’re floating through town like a spring breeze with glitter in its hair. Get cozy with your feelings at Parent-Child Group at ESCC, then lose yourself in the daydreams of Jack Soutter’s live set at Shamrock Hills.