This week, you’re invited to run, craft, sip, stretch, shop local, make a flower-scented candle, and maybe do yoga with a goat. The planets say: put on your sneakers, grab your glitter glue, and pretend you’re allergic to boredom. Let’s see what the stars are serving!
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Aries (March 21 - April 19)
You’re on a mission this week, Aries—and it’s got a playlist. Start strong with the Team 5k Running Group, because few things fuel your fire like mild competition and overly enthusiastic sportswear. Cool down at Confident City Cycling where you’ll somehow go faster than cars and still smile the whole time.
Lucky Event: Open Mic Night at The Atlas Saloon—where your power move is accidentally signing up to perform… and crushing it.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Taurus, your vibe this week is luxury—but make it low-key. Sip something strong at Paint Your Pet at Walnut Creek Winery, where your bulldog gets the portrait he deserves. Then indulge in your self-care era at Botox, Brows + Blooms—because spring is for blooming and your forehead should not.
Lucky Event: ES Golf Course Fish Friday—you’ll be fancy and full. You win.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
You’re in your element, Gemini—chaotically bouncing from Westlake Wednesday’s Animal Vaccination Clinic (because suddenly you’re fostering a turtle?) to Shop Local Late where you impulse-buy earrings and a vintage cheese grater. Top it off with Open Game Night’s Bloomburrow Tournament, where your banter alone will secure victory.
Lucky Event: Hall of Writers—you’ll show up for the coffee, stay for the plot twist.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Cancer, you’re deeply in your feelings this week (so, like… Tuesday). Settle in for Storytime for Toddlers or Families, where you’ll tear up because “the duck learns to love himself.” Later, recharge at Tea and Tarot at Infinitea, where you’ll hear something vaguely mystical and decide it’s your new life mantra.
Lucky Event: Kids Art Workshop—because macaroni masterpieces feed your soul.
Lucky Event: Hall of Writers—you’ll show up for the coffee, stay for the plot twist.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Leo, the universe says it’s your time to shine—and by “shine” we mean “strut into the Community Resource Day like it’s a red carpet.” You’ll charm everyone, especially when you suggest renaming it “Leo Appreciation Hour.” Later, grab the mic (and hearts) at Open Mic Night, obviously.
Lucky Event: Live Music with Jack Soutter at Warbird Whiskey—you don’t remember ordering the spotlight, but it found you anyway.
Lucky Event: Kids Art Workshop—because macaroni masterpieces feed your soul.
Lucky Event: Hall of Writers—you’ll show up for the coffee, stay for the plot twist.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
Virgo, your week is organized, optimized, and sprinkled with compostable glitter. Dig into the Historic Preservation Commission Meeting, and you’ll mentally rearrange the city’s infrastructure for fun. Then unwind just slightly at BYOC Crafting Day, where your glue gun precision becomes legend.
Lucky Event: Beekeeping Club Meeting—you, bees, and a spreadsheet titled “buzz goals.”
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Libra, you’re radiating harmony and probably carrying a decorative clipboard. Start with Soul Fusion at LIFT—it’s balance, but with flair. Float through Shop Local Late like a boutique angel, and finish the week with a very on-brand Oracle Card Reading with Lisa Pennington.
Lucky Event: Mug Shots in Downtown—your selfie game will be unreasonably strong.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Scorpio, this week you’re a cocktail of mystery and emotional depth. Start strong with Tea and Tarot, where you’ll nod cryptically and absolutely NOT reveal the card was “the dramatic one.” Then head to Casa Di Vite Chess Club, where your opponents will never know what hit them.
Lucky Event: Meditation Workshop with Ryan—where you’ll emotionally reset and probably astral project just a little.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
This week, you’re hopping between Walking with Ease and Soul Fusion like it’s an adventure montage. Then make a spontaneous stop at Star Wine Tours, because “it seemed like a good idea” is your whole brand. Wrap up with Live Music with Double Jointed—and yes, you’ll dance.
Lucky Event: Community Decorating Class—you’ll glue glitter on something, call it abstract, and walk away proud.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Cap, this week is about leadership and… light chaos. Nail your civic duty at the Community Center Board Meeting, then immediately pivot into Paint Your Pet, where you’ll absolutely ask for extra detail in the eyes. Reward yourself with a wine tasting and try not to bring your budget spreadsheet.
Lucky Event: Winery Cave Tour & Candlelit Tasting—where the only thing richer than the cabernet is your inner monologue.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
Aquarius, it’s all weird vibes and enlightenment this week. Go to Tea and Tarot, then ask the tarot cards how to organize your bee garden. Then pop into Mug Shots Downtown, where you’ll start a conversation about climate justice and leave with a handmade mug and three new friends.
Lucky Event: Confident City Cycling—you will forget how brakes work and still have the best time.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
Pisces, you’re floating dreamily between Yoga at Shamrock Hills and Meditation with Ryan, and honestly? Your vibe is immaculate. End your week with Live Music with Michael Neal, where you’ll definitely cry into your pinot noir because the bridge of the song was just so real.
Lucky Event: String of Pearls Workshop—where you craft beauty, feel feelings, and maybe glue yourself to the table briefly.
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