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Whether you’re sprinting, splattering paint, belting lyrics, or smashing away at Rage Cave, this week offers sass, structure, soul, and splish-splash fun.
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Aries, you’re all fireworks this week! Start strong with Team 5k Running Group, then channel your energy at the Speed & Agility Camp—because jogging is too easy. End your week by roaring your favorite ballad at Open Mic Night—Mic drop.
Pro Tip: Don’t challenge Rage Cave—you might actually demolish the place.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Taurus, you thrive on cozy comfort. Sip lattes at Farmers Market, squeeze candle-lit ambiance at Happy Hour at The Candle Bar, and get crafty at BYOC Crafting Day—consider your masterpiece named “Grandeur.”
Pro Tip: Bring a chair to Smashing Opportunities at Rage Cave—a towel won’t cut it.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Gemini, your split-personality calendar is on full display. One minute you’re splashing at Toddler Swim, the next you’re haggling at Sturm Bros Buying Event, then gossiping on the Trolley Wine Tour with friends.
Pro Tip: Wear two watches—one keeps time, the other tracks social shenanigans.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Cancer, nurturing is your love language. Attend Vacation Bible School with the cherubs, connect with mentors at Crafting with Seniors, then hug it out during Parents as Teachers Playdates. Emotional overload = success.
Pro Tip: Twitch at the announcement: “Taxing jurisdictions,” but only tear up a little.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Leo, this week the spotlight’s your baby. Book your glam session at the Business Women Happy Hour, dazzle the crowd at Music Bingo, then sashay through Live Music nights like a stage queen.
Pro Tip: Trust your confidence quotient—just don’t karaoke “Roar.” They’ve heard it.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Virgo, everything is going according to your plan. Dominate that Notice to Taxing Jurisdiction meeting with spreadsheets, then instruct chaos at Parks & Rec, and finally unwind at Casa Di Vite Chess Club—because structure is soul.
Pro Tip: Offer your binder at Farmers Market—you’re a public service.
Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Libra, you’re balancing fun and flair! Take the gang to Kids Art Workshop, sparkle on candle-lit Trolley Tour, then harmonize at the Pastors Jay & Debbie service—serious soulful synergy.
Pro Tip: Smile during Movie in the Park: The Smurfs—no shame in Smurf tears.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Scorpio, your mystery is magnetic. Disappear into Wine Cave Tour, reemerge at the Chess Club, then scorch expectations at Smashing Rage Cave—release your inner myth.
Pro Tip: Whisper “Checkmate” in candlelight for full enigmatic effect.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Sagittarius, you’re humming with adventure. Lead the pack at Aqua Kids Clinic, roam Edge of Eternities writing night, then laugh your heart out during Open Mic with a joke about cosmic ducks.
Pro Tip: Bring glow sticks for the Trolley Wine Tour—party on rails!
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
Capricorn, structure and style. Host a flawless pancake lineup at BBQ Fly-In Team Meeting, launch the Logical Tax Jurisdiction talk (again, with spreadsheets), then chill with a cunning midweek wine cave sip.
Pro Tip: Hand out binder bookmarks at playdates. You’re welcome.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Aquarius, you’re owning the eclectic energy. Juggle toddler swims and sermon sessions, then pioneer candle design at Solana (~Mini Cow™, patent pending), and leave the Rage Cave fully… liberated.
Pro Tip: Cart your candle to the Star Wine Trolley—cosmic vibes form.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Pisces, you’re dreamy and delightful. Float through Bible School, then splash into Family Workout, followed by serene Music Nights with Jillian & Donny. You’ll end on poetic tears singing along.
Pro Tip: Drape your mini-cow candle in fairy lights. It matches your aura.
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