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Whatever you do—sprint, sip, craft, or karaoke—Excelsior Springs is your cosmic playground. Lace-up, light that candle, and let the stars—and nerf darts—guide your week!
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Aries, you’re a hurricane of energy. Start with the Team 5k Running Group, then conquer Speed & Agility Camp like it’s a battlefield. Release tension in Nerf Wars, and end the crossover week in triumph—aka you accidentally dominate Music Bingo at Fence Stile.
Cosmic Tip: Your mic debut at Open Mic Night will leave jaws dropping—stick with the punchline.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Taurus, seeking comfort? Yes, always. Start at Goodies with Grands (nana hugs + pastries). Rock-paint some zen at ESCC, then gobble pancakes at the WHFPD Breakfast. Cap it with soul-warming wine at Happy Hour at the Candle Bar—and the mini cow candle is basically your spirit animal.
Cosmic Tip: Brag about your rock painting skills at the Multi-Chamber After Hours – they’ll be impressed.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Gemini, your social battery is maxed out. Toddler Swim? Check. Home School Swim? Check. Splatter paint at the Kid’s Workshop? Double check. Sprint through the Team 5k Walking Group, then pop into Music Bingo with sass so thick it could be a pancake stack.
Cosmic Tip: Ask about Emergency Care clinics like they’re gossip—doctors love it.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Cancer, nurturing vibes incoming. You’re the community glue—leading playdates, gentle rock painting, and grandma snuggles. As evening falls, your sensitive heart will swell during Lyrics on the Lawn—tears are allowed, even encouraged.
Cosmic Tip: Whisper feels to the mini cow candle at Solana. It listens.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Leo, center of the universe, your week sparkles. Attend the Boopertone Tanning Salon opener like a glow guru, strut your flair during Open Mic at The Atlas, and light up Music Bingo—you’re fueled by applause. Later, charm at all the Shamrock Hills events with your best Leo-level charisma.
Cosmic Tip: Wear sunglasses after tanning—your shine is literal.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Virgo, structure with a side of whimsy—that’s you. Efficiently handle the Emergency Care talk, then color-code cupcakes at Chair Affair (chairs deserve style). Crush it in chess club at Casa Di Vite, calm at the Candle Bar at Solana, then sweep Smashing glass at the Rage Cave—organized destruction FTW.
Cosmic Tip: Pass spreadsheets at a pancake breakfast. You’ll be a hero.
Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Libra, balance, beauty, and block parties—that’s your vibe. Step gracefully through Rock Painting, sparkle at the Shamrock Hills Block Party, then bring harmony to BYOC Crafting Day. The week crescendos with candle-lit elegance at the mini cow class.
Cosmic Tip: Bring glitter to Candle Bar. Subtlety is overrated.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Scorpio, deep vibes meet defender mode this week. Strategize at Magic the Gathering, meditate in candles, then cleanse your frustration in the Rage Cave—smash responsibly. You’ll surprise even yourself scoring free coffee at Cars & Coffee. Mystique = constant.
Cosmic Tip: Blink once at the chess club and someone loses a piece. You’re that vibe.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Sagittarius, you’re blazing with playful energy. Race through 5k, then pivot to kid-friendly fun at swim and workshops. Roller through Nerf Wars, then binge laughter in Rage Cave, and end with sweetness at the WHFPD Breakfast—you’re a pancake connoisseur.
Cosmic Tip: Bring holiday cheer early—you’ll be trending.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
Capricorn, structure is art, and art needs glue guns. Tackle the Chamber Swing Tournament like a CEO, then strategize in Chess Club. Lead the charge at the Boopertone opener, then unwind with elegant sips on a Star Wine Trolley Tour. You work hard, play refined.
Cosmic Tip: Offer performance reviews at the pancake breakfast—everyone will agree.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Aquarius, you’re cosmic eclectic and loving it. Toddler Swim before spilled latte at Donnici’s Cars & Coffee? Yes. Then lightning strikes at the Candle Bar + Candle class. Your zen flows in Yoga, but you’ll villainously destroy stress in Rage Cave.
Cosmic Tip: Bring chill humor to Emergency Care talk at the hospital—doctor laughs build trust.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Pisces, you’re floating through art and harmony. Toddler Swim vibes, splash into Home School Swim, then melt in rock painting therapy. Your poetic soul will shine at Lyrics on the Lawn, and it’s tear-optional. Close your journey earnestly at Hymn & Sing—angel choir material.
Cosmic Tip: Sprinkle heart-warming comments at the Candle Bar—spark joy everywhere.
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