Brought to you by Molly Roberts Studio and Metaphysical, 253 E Broadway, downtown Excelsior Springs
Whatever you do this week—run, sip, swim, sing, craft, or cry happily at moonlight—Excelsior Springs is your stage. Let your cozy hometown and quirky adventures be your spark. Enjoy!
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
You’ll kick things off at the Team 5k Running Group, fueled by confidence and one questionable stretch. By midweek, you’re blowing off steam at Open Mic Night, possibly yelling your feelings instead of singing.
Cosmic Tip: Attending City Council does not mean you’re required to volunteer for anything. Sit on your hands.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
You’re committed to comfort this week — Toddler Swim (why is the water cold?), followed by Happy Hour at The Candle Bar, where warmth and vibes are restored.
Cosmic Tip: Vision boards are great, but snacks should be included in your 2026 plans.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
You’ll talk your way through Hall of Writers, then immediately talk over everyone at Mid-Day Mic.
Cosmic Tip: At Chess Club, commentary is not required. Or helpful. Or appreciated.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
You’ll get emotional at Miss Ramsey’s Little Artists Club, again during Parents as Teachers Playdate, and once more when you realize how fast kids grow up.
Cosmic Tip: Crying while crafting at BYOC Day is allowed. Encouraged, even.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
You will shine at Live Music at Fence Stile, whether you’re on stage or simply vibing louder than necessary.
Cosmic Tip: If you attend Vision Board Party 2026, remember: glitter is not a personality trait (but it helps).
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
You are deeply invested in Free Senior Fitness Classes, mostly because someone is definitely doing the moves wrong.
Cosmic Tip: Resist correcting people. Especially during stretching. Especially out loud.
Libra (September 23 - October 22)
You’ll struggle to choose between Vision Board Party, Happy Hour, and staying home — so naturally, you’ll do all three poorly.
Cosmic Tip: Balance is overrated. Do what feels fun.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
You’ll attend New Freedom Recovery Program quietly reflective, then unleash pent-up intensity at Open Mic Night like it’s performance art.
Cosmic Tip: Not every silence needs to be dramatic. But you’ll make it dramatic anyway.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
You’ll casually join the Team 5k Walking Group, then wander off mid-conversation chasing a new idea.
Cosmic Tip: Focus is optional, but shoes are not.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
You’re attending Redevelopment Corporation, City Council, and Cornerstone PTO like you’re running for mayor.
Cosmic Tip: You’re allowed to relax at Happy Hour. No one needs a progress report.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
You’ll get lost in big ideas at the Vision Board Party, then debate reality at Hall of Writers.
Cosmic Tip: Not everything needs a deeper meaning. Sometimes it’s just glue and markers.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
You’ll feel everything this week — especially at the Blood Drive, where your compassion is fully activated.
Cosmic Tip: Self-care afterward is mandatory. Preferably with coffee and zero responsibilities.
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