Horoscopes

This week: sing it, stomp it, smash it, sip it. Oh, and don’t forget to get your dog blessed.

Brought to you by Molly Roberts Studio and Metaphysical, 253 E Broadway, downtown Excelsior Springs This week, the stars are mixing cardio with cocktails, car shows with cosplay, and psychic readings with fish and chips. Don’t worry, they promise you’ll survive… probably. Aries (March 21 – April 19) You’ll sprint into Team 5k Running Group

Brought to you by Molly Roberts Studio and Metaphysical, 253 E Broadway, downtown Excelsior Springs This week: toddlers swim, yarn crawls, grapes get stomped, and apparently even cars have parties. The stars say: pace yourself—it’s a marathon, not a wine tasting (though let’s be real, it’s also a wine tasting). Aries (March 21 – April

Brought to you by Molly Roberts Studio and Metaphysical, 253 E Broadway, downtown Excelsior Springs Here’s your Excelsior Springs Horoscopes for September 1–7, 2025—the week where we all pretend grape stomping counts as cardio. Aries (March 21 – April 19) Congratulations, Aries—you’re somehow running in the Team 5k Running Group while simultaneously signing up for