Whether you’re looking for a bit of fun guidance on love, work, or personal adventures, our horoscopes are here to entertain! Check back every week for your dose of astrological insight!
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Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Aries, your week kicks off with a bang! Start by channeling your inner action hero at the Egg Drop Challenge—because dropping things from great heights is your kind of thrill. Then, show off those fearless moves at the Group Cha Cha at One Step at a Time Ballroom Dance. Cap it all off by crushing it at Open Mic at The Atlas Saloon—your charm will steal the spotlight, as always!
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Taurus, this is a week of indulgence and comfort, just the way you like it! Start by treating yourself to the Four Course Wine Dinner at Willow Spring Mercantile—you’ll be in foodie heaven. Next, take a peaceful stroll through the Wood Heights Farmers Market to gather fresh treats. End with a little pampering at the Candlelit Tasting in the Library Cave at Fence Stile Vineyards, where luxury meets relaxation. Taurus bliss!
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Gemini, you’re in social butterfly mode! Head to Storytime for Families to charm the little ones with your storytelling flair, then flit over to Open Mic at The Atlas Saloon, where your quick wit will have everyone in stitches. By the weekend, round out your busy week with the All Stars Dance Party at Walnut Creek Winery—where you’ll dance circles around everyone (literally and figuratively).
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Cancer, this week is all about family and community! Start with a cozy session at Storytime for Toddlers—there’s nothing better than spreading some nurturing vibes. Attend the Parks and Recreation Meeting to make your community just a little more wholesome, then unwind with Wine Down on Wednesdays at The Elms. By Sunday, you’ll be ready for the Get Outdoors 6.6k at Watkins Woolen Mill State Park—nature always feels like home, right?
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Leo, you’re ready to shine! First, wow everyone with your Cha Cha moves at the Group Cha Cha—because, let’s face it, you belong on the dance floor. Then, make a grand entrance at the DEP’s Annual Dinner – Big Dreams, where you’ll radiate leadership and steal every conversation. Finally, dazzle the crowd at Slightly Off Band’s Tribute at the Slightly Off Broadway Theatre. It’s your world, Leo, and everyone’s just living in it.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
Virgo, this week is all about balancing productivity with some well-deserved fun. Start by attending the Housing Authority Meeting—your meticulous nature will thrive. Then take time to relax with the Guided Winery/Wine Cave Tour & Candlelit Tasting at Fence Stile Vineyards, because even you need to unwind. Round it out with the Casa Di Vite Chess Club, where your analytical mind will shine brighter than any checkmate.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Libra, this week is all about harmony and beauty. Start by gliding through the Group Line Dance at One Step at a Time Ballroom Dance—because nothing brings balance like a little rhythm. Then enjoy some relaxation at Wine Down on Wednesdays at The Elms, where your social skills will be in full bloom. Wrap it up with the Trolley Wine Tour, a perfect mix of beauty, fun, and a little wine-induced zen. Balance: achieved.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Scorpio, your passionate and mysterious energy will be in full force this week. Dive deep at the Beekeeping Club and uncover the secret lives of bees (there’s no mystery too small for you!). Then explore the haunted vibes of Mug Shots in the downtown—your curiosity will love the local history. Cap off your week with some live tunes at the Slightly Off Band Tribute—where you can brood to the music in true Scorpio fashion.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
Sagittarius, adventure is calling you (again!). Start your week by getting outside at the Get Outdoors 6.6k—your wanderlust will be fully satisfied with some fresh air and wide-open spaces. Then, dive into the local vibes at Tractor Supply Company’s Farmers Market, because who doesn’t love a good farmers market? End with a little cha-cha-cha at the Group Cha Cha. Keep that spirit moving!
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Capricorn, this is your week to get things done—just the way you like it! Attend the Parks and Recreation Meeting to offer some of your classic Capricorn wisdom. Then treat yourself to the Four Course Wine Dinner at Willow Spring Mercantile, because you’ve earned a taste of the finer things. Finally, check out the DEP’s Annual Dinner – Big Dreams, where you’ll be in your element planning for the future with fellow go-getters.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
Aquarius, this week is all about new ideas and community engagement. Start by getting involved at the Parks and Recreation Meeting—your innovative ideas will spark some changes. Then stop by the Egg Drop Challenge to satisfy your inner inventor. Finally, end the week at the Beekeeping Club where you’ll learn something fascinating and totally unexpected (classic Aquarius).
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
Pisces, your dreamy nature will thrive this week! Start with some family bonding at Storytime for Families, where your imagination will run wild. Next, let your artistic side flow at the Cornerstone Elementary Color Blast—a little color therapy never hurt anyone. End with the Candlelit Tasting at Fence Stile, because nothing says Pisces more than sipping wine by candlelight while getting lost in your thoughts.
Excelsior Springs is buzzing with activities, and whether you’re dancing, sipping wine, or attending a meeting, the stars have something special lined up for you. Embrace the fun, connect with your community, and let your horoscope guide you to a week full of excitement!
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