Whether you’re looking for a bit of fun guidance on love, work, or personal adventures, our horoscopes are here to entertain! Check back every week for your dose of astrological insight!
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Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Aries, this week, you’re charging full steam ahead! Kick things off by showing your appreciation during Truck Driver Appreciation Week at Waller Trucking—you’ll be revving everyone up with your enthusiasm. Then burn off that energy with a little Country Zumba at Fence Stile. By the weekend, it’s time to strut your stuff at the Shaky B’s Hot Rods and Race Cars Show. Just try not to challenge anyone to a race… or at least keep it legal.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Taurus, this week is about indulging in your favorite things: food, relaxation, and a little pampering. Start with a Wine Tour and treat yourself to something decadent (because you deserve it). Swing by the Farmers Market to grab some fresh goodies, and then end the week with a calming Yoga session at Walnut Creek Winery. Add a candlemaking class, and you’ve basically curated the perfect Taurus retreat.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Gemini, your social calendar is packed as usual! Start by busting a move at the Group Line Dance—you’ll have everyone twirling. Next, spark some stimulating conversation at the Collective Gathering Workshops at 414 Company, where you can swap ideas faster than you can change subjects. Don’t forget to pop by the Touch a Truck event to satisfy your inner kid and see some big wheels up close.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Cancer, it’s all about caring for yourself and others this week. Check out the Pre and Post Natal Workshop to hone your nurturing skills, then attend the Senior Life Solutions presentation on Resiliency to learn how to bounce back from life’s curveballs. By the weekend, unwind with Live Music at the wineries. Grab a blanket, sit back, and let the tunes soothe your soul like a warm cup of cocoa.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Leo, it’s showtime! Begin your week with the Slightly Off Band Tribute, where your natural ability to steal the spotlight will shine—just try not to join the band mid-performance. Then, dazzle the dance floor at the Fox Trot class. End with the ES Night Out Against Crime, where you can mingle like the local royalty you are. You’ll be shaking hands and signing autographs in no time.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Virgo, this is your week to get organized and do good. Start by tackling that old tech at the Electronic Recycling Event—because who else is going to save the planet? Then, head over to the Beekeeping Club Meeting to learn a new hobby that will also make you feel incredibly productive. Finish the week with the DEP Annual Dinner, where you’ll impress everyone with your strategic planning skills. Just don’t reorganize the seating chart… unless they ask.
Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Libra, this week is all about finding balance—and fun! Start with the Group Line Dance to shake off the stress, then indulge your artistic side with a Candlemaking Class. Feeling like you need a little social justice in your life? Swing by ES Night Out Against Crime for community connection and good vibes. Finally, balance out all the excitement with some peaceful Yoga at Walnut Creek Winery.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Scorpio, your intense curiosity is calling you to some mysterious adventures this week. Start with the Ghost of Opal Rides, where you can embrace the spooky side of life. Next, sink your teeth into a Beekeeping Club Meeting—because what’s more intriguing than learning the secrets of bees? Round off the week at Huey’s Pop-Up with Weston Tobacco. You’ll love the smoky allure of rare cigars and the chance to brood in style.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Sagittarius, your adventurous spirit is going full throttle this week! Kick off with the Shaky B’s Hot Rods and Race Cars Show—nothing gets your adrenaline going like fast cars. Then, loosen up with some Country Zumba at Fence Stile and maybe even try your hand at making candles. By the weekend, head to the Touch a Truck event. You’ll probably try to convince someone to let you take one for a spin.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
Capricorn, this week is all about structure and success (as usual). Attend the DEP Annual Dinner to network and make strategic moves. After that, it’s time for some relaxation—maybe with a Wine Tour to reward all your hard work. Round out the week with a visit to the Collective Gathering Workshops at 414 Company. You’ll walk away feeling inspired, ready to tackle your next big project.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Aquarius, your inventive mind is buzzing this week! Start with Truck Driver Appreciation Week at Waller Trucking and learn about an industry you probably never considered before. Then, get inspired at the Electronic Recycling Event—you’ll leave with about 15 new ideas for upcycling. End the week with a socially conscious visit to the ES Night Out Against Crime because changing the world is just your style.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Pisces, your dreamy nature is craving some whimsical fun. Start with a magical evening at the Slightly Off Band Tribute—you’ll float away with the music. Then, embrace your creative side at the Candlemaking Class at Solana on Broadway, where you can craft something as lovely as your imagination. By the weekend, indulge in a Wine Tour and let your mind drift away with the vines and views.
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