This week, you’re invited to run, craft, sip, stretch, shop local, make a flower-scented candle, and maybe do yoga with a goat. The planets say: put on your sneakers, grab your glitter glue, and pretend you’re allergic to boredom. Let’s see what the stars are serving!
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Aries (March 21 - April 19)
You woke up and chose motion, Aries. Hit up the Team 5k Running Group like you’re training for the Olympics (but make it local and slightly more social). Then jog into Open Mic Night at The Atlas Saloon and dominate the stage. Whether it’s spoken word or an angry poem about potholes, you’ll own it.
Cosmic Pep Talk: Goat Yoga is happening. Don’t overthink it. Just… goat with the flow.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Taurus, you were born for luxury and brunch, and honey, this week DELIVERS. Wander the Book and Gift Fair at the hospital like it’s your personal boutique. Then float straight into Mother’s Day Brunch at The Elms, where your love language (pastries and polite silence) is finally understood.
Cosmic Pep Talk: Flower Bowl Candle Class = Taurus heaven. Make it. Sniff it. Guard it.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Gemini, you have two speeds this week: “Let’s go!” and “Let’s talk about going.” Sign up for Walking Group, bounce over to Mid-Day Mic for clever banter, then hit Shop Local Late where you’ll run into at least five people you “totally meant to text back.”
Cosmic Pep Talk: You can’t actually be in two places at once, but Trolley Wine Tours on Saturday will make it feel like you can.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Cancer, you’re all about cozy comfort and community. Snuggle into Storytime for Toddlers, cry gently at Making Peace Book Study, and whisper kind encouragements to yourself during Yoga Foundation like the tender soul you are. Cap it off with a Paint and Plant class because you need something to nurture.
Cosmic Pep Talk: Go to the Fairy Tea Party. You belong. You’ve always belonged.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Leo, this week is your main stage. Strut into Glow with Greatness at Tiger Stadium like the parade’s for you. Be spotted at Shop Local Late looking accidentally perfect. And don’t forget to belt your favorite 80s ballad at Karaoke Night at The Eagles—because the world needs your version of “Total Eclipse of the Heart.”
Cosmic Pep Talk: Buy the shiny thing at the Gift Fair. The stars say you look rich holding it.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Virgo, you’re thriving in “planner season.” Between SNAP sign-ups, Planning meetings, and chess club domination, your calendar has never looked better. You’ll love the Hall of Writers group—finally, people who appreciate margins and bullet points as much as you do.
Cosmic Pep Talk: You can’t fix everything… but you can alphabetize the auction items at Mac’s. (We know you want to.)
Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Libra, it’s time to get cute, get social, and pretend you weren’t late to every event this week. Start with Parents as Teachers Playdates, breeze through Shop Local Late, and then float into Fairy Tea at Infinitea Magik, where everything is aesthetic and absolutely your brand.
Cosmic Pep Talk: Get to Crafting Day at Knit Ewe Together. You’ll glue something with a bow on it and feel emotionally balanced again.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Scorpio, this is your week to get weird in the best way. Try Goat Yoga—it’s like regular yoga but with hooves. Then channel your mysterious vibes at Casa Di Vite Chess Club, where you’ll make eye contact, say nothing, and still win. Your energy is… spooky effective.
Cosmic Pep Talk: Paint something floral. But make it intense. This is your villain origin story—but in pastels.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Sag, this week is one giant scavenger hunt for fun. Go full sprint at Running with Rotary, then convince someone to drive you to the Gift Fair, then walk off those impulse buys at the Aqua Kids class—yes, we know you don’t technically qualify, but you’ll try anyway.
Cosmic Pep Talk: The Trolley Wine Tour has your name written on it. Metaphorically. But also maybe literally by Saturday.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
Capricorn, you’re checking off boxes and cashing in coupons. Drop by the Redevelopment Corporation Meeting to feel useful, hit Yoga Foundation for structure disguised as serenity, and then relax at Bingo for Fireworks, where you will definitely get competitive.
Cosmic Pep Talk: Go to the Gift Fair. Pretend it’s for a Mother’s Day gift. Keep everything.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Aquarius, this week is perfect for your quirky brilliance. Go full inventor mode at the Maker Challenge: Transportation of the Future and then slide into Goat Yoga like it’s a science experiment in chaos. Your brain is firing on all cylinders—and one of them is fueled by kombucha.
Cosmic Pep Talk: Attend Open Mic Night and read your latest alien-themed poem. We promise someone will vibe with it.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Pisces, your dreamscape is now… real life. Drift through Kids Art Workshop, twirl into Fairy Tea, and cry gracefully during Play and Learn because a toddler hugged you too hard. This is your time to lean fully into the ✨whimsy✨.
Cosmic Pep Talk: Do the candle class. Name your creation “Moonlight in a Teacup.” Cry about it later.
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