This week is a vibrant bouquet of movement, creativity, and community—there’s a garage sale around every corner, a paintbrush in every hand, and a candlelit glass of wine ready to help you wind down. Whether you’re diving into Earth Day cleanup or dominating Open Mic Night, the stars say: bloom boldly, sparkle brightly, and always stop for snacks.
Brought to you by Molly Roberts Studio and Metaphysical, 253 E Broadway, downtown Excelsior Springs!
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Aries, you’re ready to move mountains—or at least tackle Tiger Stadium. Jump into Team 5k Running Group or power-walk your way to glory with Walking with Ease at ESCC. Then show your bold side at Glow with Greatness, where your cheers will practically lift athletes off the ground. Wrap up your week by stealing the mic (again) at Karaoke Night at The Eagles—because being subtle was never really your thing.
Lucky Local: The golden microphone you mentally award yourself after karaoke domination.
Lucky Local: The slightly-used treadmill you score at the City-Wide Garage Sale—still counts.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Taurus, it’s time to treat yourself—because, well, you’re you. Sip something perfect at Casa Di Vite’s Featured Wine Selection, and linger way too long at the Business Women’s Happy Hour at Donnici’s (no regrets, only charcuterie). Then stroll through Shop Local Late Night downtown and treat yourself to something adorable and mildly unnecessary—you earned it.
Lucky Local: The artisan candle that smells like heaven and costs just enough to feel fancy.
Lucky Local: The exact wine pairing that speaks to your soul—earthy, rich, and a little dramatic.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Gemini, you’re on fire socially (as usual). Start the week at Family Bingo at ESCC, where your chaotic energy is somehow lucky. Then charm the crowd at Open Mic Night at The Atlas Saloon, because why not do an impromptu stand-up routine? Finish strong at Open Game Night at Other Trails—because winning is fun, but making new friends mid-game is your real superpower.
Lucky Local: A bingo dauber in your power color—lucky and stylish.
Lucky Local: The perfect yarn color match on Local Yarn Store Day—you didn’t even know you needed it.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Cancer, you’re all about cozy community vibes this week. Head to Storytime for Toddlers (you don’t even need a toddler to enjoy it), then refill your emotional bucket at the Making Peace Book Study at Selah. Recharge with Paint and Plant: Mother’s Day Event—because flowers and crafts are pure Cancer fuel. Bonus points if you sneak a nap afterward.
Lucky Local: A handmade painted pot—because it’s basically a hug you can water.
Lucky Local: The one tea mug at the garage sale that gives you “grandma’s hug” energy.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Leo, you are ready to own this week. Shine bright at the Lewis Elementary Art Show, where even the glitter-glued macaroni collages will recognize your artistic flair. Then lead the applause at Mosby Opry, where your energy will light up the room. Cap it all off with a Winery Cave Tour at Fence Stile—because what’s a week without a little glamour?
Lucky Local: The sparkliest, most dramatic painting at the art show—aka your spirit artwork.
Lucky Local: The best seat at Live Music with B. Howard Crist—front row, of course.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Virgo, you’re balancing productivity and peace like a pro. Fine-tune your practical side at the Planning and Zoning Commission Meeting and Tracing Immigrant Origins Workshop at the library (because research = relaxation, obviously). But don’t forget to unwind with BYOC Crafting Day at Knit Ewe Together, where perfectionism meets pom-poms.
Lucky Local: A planner filled with events you actually want to attend—true bliss.
Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Libra, your week is as beautiful as a pastel sunset. Float through Shop Local Late Night, where your inner aesthetician will swoon. Then sip your way into bliss at the Edelbrand Fruit Brandy Tasting (sophistication: activated). Balance all that beauty with Ladies’ Brunch: Flowers in God’s Garden, where the vibes will be as sweet as the pastries.
Lucky Local: The perfect vintage scarf you find at a downtown boutique.
Lucky Local: The most symmetrical wreath at the Succulent Make and Take Event—bliss.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Scorpio, you’re all about depth this week. Start with Making Peace Book Study, where your brooding wisdom will be totally at home. Recharge in the moonlight with Casa Di Vite Chess Club, where you’ll win more games (and admiration) than you expected. Then unleash your emotional side at Family Fun Day at Crescent Lake—yes, Scorpio, you can have wholesome fun too.
Lucky Local: The most complicated board game at Open Game Night—you understand it instinctively.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Sag, you are a free spirit on the move this week. Sprint through Family Workout at ESCC, then book it to Family Fun Day—the more chaos, the better. Dive into the Spring Late Night Shopping scene like it’s an adventure. And if there’s a winery tour happening? Yes, you’re already halfway there.
Lucky Local: The impulse-purchased sunhat you’ll totally rock all summer.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
Capricorn, you’re handling your business (and your leisure) like a boss. Network at the Business Women’s Happy Hour, then slip into strategic mode at the Housing Authority Meeting. By week’s end, reward yourself with Live Music with Frank Rardon at Fence Stile—you’ve earned a wine glass and a slow jam or two.
Lucky Local: A sleek new notebook you find during late night shopping—goals incoming.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Aquarius, you’re thriving on quirky connections and cool ideas this week. Sip weirdly fantastic brandy at Edelbrand Tasting, ponder life at the Tracing Immigrant Origins workshop, and debate at least three random topics during Open Game Night at Other Trails. Bonus points if you start a new community project by Friday.
Lucky Local: The most bizarre (and therefore BEST) trinket you find downtown Thursday night.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Pisces, this week is straight out of your dream journal. Melt into creativity at the Kids Art Workshop at Molly Roberts Studio, vibe with the energy at Family Bingo, and disappear into music heaven with Frank Rardon at Fence Stile. Top off the week by sipping wine by candlelight—because living in a beautiful daydream is exactly your brand.
Lucky Local: A paint-splattered apron you’ll never take off again.
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